don't start trippin WHEN HE WINS

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To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:

1 . No crying, hugging or shouting 'Thank you, Lord' - at least not in public.

2 . No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear and there are no witnesses.

3. No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters.

4. No calling in sick on November 5th. They'll get nervous if too many of us don't show up.

5. We're allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.

6. No singing loudly, 'We've Come This Far By Faith'(it WILL be acceptable to hum softly

7. No bringing barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom for at least a week(no chitterlings AT ALL! This may make us seem too ethnic.)

8. No leaving Kool-aid packages at the water fountain.

9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks(this could indicate a little too much excitement.)

10. Please no Moving On Up music (we are going to try to remain humble.)

11. No grits, chicken & waffles and half & half for breakfast in the office

12. No Obama Shuffle on the back parking lot or down the hall to the conference room.

13. No singing loudly..."Ain't No stopping Us now"

14. No block parties circling the perimeter of the White House

If I've missed anything, feel free to add to the list. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page when Obama brings this thing home on November 5th. Now let's make this thing happen!!

Titties! Boobies! Sweater Puppets!

Hey everyone!

Along with celebrating my birthday this month we need to stop for a moment and celebrate the breasts!!!! I have provided a link where all you have to do is click and it helps educated and provide mammograms for those who can't afford one.

This time next year will be my exciting 35th birthday, and I will get my very first mammogram! Ive been excited about this proceedure since I was about 27. I don't know why, its just part of that love/hate relationship that i have with my own mammaries.

The Breast Cancer Site is proud to be partnered with the nonprofit National Breast Cancer Foundation in its mission to save lives by increasing awareness of breast cancer through education and providing mammograms for those in need.

Make sure you click the link for someone to have the education, and boobies squished they women need it.