Toward the end of the church service, the minister asked, "How many of
you have forgiven your enemies?" About 80% held up their hands.
The minister then repeated the question and all responded by raising
their hands except one small, elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?", the
minister asked.
I don't have any", she replied, smiling sweetly.
Mrs. Jones, that is indeed unusual. How old are you?"
Ninety-eight" she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, would you come down front and tell the congregation how a
person can live for ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the
world?"
The little lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, smiled
sweetly and said, "I out lived the bitches."
Monday, July 23, 2007
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2 comments:
Bwahahahha! I didn't see that coming. You just made my day.
Gotta put you on the blog-roll for that one :)
lol, that was SOOOOOOO SWEET!
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