Friday, August 31, 2007
100 POSTS!!!!!
...and just think that when I first started this blog I didn't think I would have anything to say....
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
A Single Girls Guide To....
a fabulous dinner for one...
Purchase a rotterisery chicken from your neighborhood grocery store (Harris Teeter for the North Cakakalackians. Meijer for those in the Midwest)
Make a salad...
Enjoy! I don't do anything too hard.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Geriatric Conversation
I live in a condo high rise that is 90% occupied by people over 75. Many of my conversations are pleasant with my neighbors, I appreciate their wisdom and quirkiness. Today was no different as I was on the elevator to come back to work moments ago.
Lady: Ohh honey your shoes are cute! (I told y'all I was distractingly flyy)
Me: Thanks!
Lady: I don't like buying shoes this time of year.
Me: Why not? Now is the best time! Fall is coming up and the summer styles are on sale.
Lady: Baby, I don't buy green bananas at the grocery store. At 81 years old I don't know if Ill be around next summer to buy the summer styles now. Tee Hee
Me: *Blink*
The elevator dings signaling the ground floor.
Me: uhhh, have a good day!
Lady: You too sweetie!
Excuse me, how do you respond to that??? I know tomorrow is not promised to anyone, but she just made death seem so close.
Lady: Ohh honey your shoes are cute! (I told y'all I was distractingly flyy)
Me: Thanks!
Lady: I don't like buying shoes this time of year.
Me: Why not? Now is the best time! Fall is coming up and the summer styles are on sale.
Lady: Baby, I don't buy green bananas at the grocery store. At 81 years old I don't know if Ill be around next summer to buy the summer styles now. Tee Hee
Me: *Blink*
The elevator dings signaling the ground floor.
Me: uhhh, have a good day!
Lady: You too sweetie!
Excuse me, how do you respond to that??? I know tomorrow is not promised to anyone, but she just made death seem so close.
I'm It...
Accent – Im from the North (Michigan) but living in the South (N. Carolina) they know Im not from around these parts.
I Don't Drink enough water.
Chore I Hate – folding & putting up laundry. I can wash all day long, but the rest is for the birds.
Pets- none…but I want a medium size dog.
Essential Electronic – cellphone…although nobody calls me
Perfume/Cologne – I’m a perfume whore… summertime I’m rocking the bath & body works sensual amber. It intensifies when my body temperature rises. On Sunday I’m usually smelling like the CoCo Mademoiselle or INSOLENCE For Women By GUERLAIN
Gold or silver – It depends on whatever color I’m wearing.
Insomnia is a bitch!
Job Title – Advertising sales associate, for now.
Most Admired Trait – I like my smile, men like my boobs.
Kids – er, what? who will keep them?
Religion – I have a relationship, not religion.
Siblings – I am the youngest of 3, yes the baby, ruler of all that is good. (I liked that so Im going to keep it moving)
Time I wake up – I sleep all throughout the day/night so it depends. IM SUPPOSED to be up by 7am…
Unusual talent/skill- I’m just amazing.
Vegetable I refuse to eat – Okra *vomit, the slime!*
Worst habit – procrastination
X-rays – About a year ago for my shoulder, useless x-ray?
My favorite meal – Thanksgiving Dinner…Turkey, dressing, mac-cheese, greens, banana puddin’
I Don't Drink enough water.
Chore I Hate – folding & putting up laundry. I can wash all day long, but the rest is for the birds.
Pets- none…but I want a medium size dog.
Essential Electronic – cellphone…although nobody calls me
Perfume/Cologne – I’m a perfume whore… summertime I’m rocking the bath & body works sensual amber. It intensifies when my body temperature rises. On Sunday I’m usually smelling like the CoCo Mademoiselle or INSOLENCE For Women By GUERLAIN
Gold or silver – It depends on whatever color I’m wearing.
Insomnia is a bitch!
Job Title – Advertising sales associate, for now.
Most Admired Trait – I like my smile, men like my boobs.
Kids – er, what? who will keep them?
Religion – I have a relationship, not religion.
Siblings – I am the youngest of 3, yes the baby, ruler of all that is good. (I liked that so Im going to keep it moving)
Time I wake up – I sleep all throughout the day/night so it depends. IM SUPPOSED to be up by 7am…
Unusual talent/skill- I’m just amazing.
Vegetable I refuse to eat – Okra *vomit, the slime!*
Worst habit – procrastination
X-rays – About a year ago for my shoulder, useless x-ray?
My favorite meal – Thanksgiving Dinner…Turkey, dressing, mac-cheese, greens, banana puddin’
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Little Joke
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
Friday, August 17, 2007
HAPPY FRIDAY...
SOMETHING TO GET YOUR LAUGH ON & BOOGIE TO WHILE YOU WORK.
sometimes yoou just need a lil 'pac in ya life.
Didya hear my letter on the show this morning??? Steve Harvey highlighted this commercial and I fell out.
sometimes yoou just need a lil 'pac in ya life.
Didya hear my letter on the show this morning??? Steve Harvey highlighted this commercial and I fell out.
JUST IN TIME FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
THE BOONDOCKS IS BACK!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HEARD ALL MONTH. SEASON TWO WILL OFFICALLY BEGIN OCTOBER 8, 2007. THEY MOVED TO MONDAY NIGHT, I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT. THE BOONDOCKS HAS BEEN A GREAT END TO MY WEEKEND, I NEVER MISSED IT. CHECK OUT THE MOVIE TO SEE WHATS COMING UP.
NSFW....
Monday, August 13, 2007
BOOKSIGNINGS & BREECHES
Okay, so I went out for the first time by myself this weekend. We won't get into why I don't get out by myself more often, because trust me, it's only twisted in my mind.
Lets start out with whack azz Friday night. I got dolled up, super fine to go to this radio station free party for Steve Harvey that was in town this past weekend. It was at the Empire Room, which I realize is a pretty nice place if more people were there. I met nobody. I went early, stayed for about an hour, realized that I forgot my phone. Since Im literally down the street from my home I went back to retrieve it. By the time I got back and found a parking space 6 blocks from the venue the damn thing was over. The chick admiring my shoes was like, "yeah boo boo, (boo boo, WTF?) its over. The after party is tomorrow night at the Renaissance." I think she worked for the radio station. I'm looking at my watch its before 11pm. BOO.
Saturday morning I heard that Steve's bodyguard, Big Boom, wrote a book and is going to do a book signing over at the mall. In the true essence of Circle of Sisters Bookclub, I support all new authors so I got casually fine and went to the mall with the purpose of getting books. I will not walk past the Nine West store or Bakers, to the bookstore only!!!!
I was surprised to see that the title of Boom's book is "If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs" Very appropriate especially with love hangover experience. I was excited about my purchase of Boom's book and while I was waiting for him to arrive I was reading through the book. When they walked up and saw me reading Boom asked me if I liked what I was reading and of course, I was diggin' it.
But then Chad started talking. I looked up and this fine essence of a black man, but my eyes were primarily on this throat (pronounced: THOAT) I was going to offer him a cough drop or a peppermint because I thought maybe he was straining and in some kind of pain. Then I realized who he was, so I said "you're Tommy's intern!!" He said, "former intern." Whatever. I liked him. I needed to call my sister because no one would ever believe me when I said I heard the ultimate baritone voice. He talked to my sister and even she was asking me if that was real and to stop playing on her phone.
Boom signed my books and we chatted for a minute. He's soon to be my favorite author. I was happy. Oh, and by the way, Boom and Chad were clean as hale!!!! so I had to take some pictures.
Later that afternoon I went to the movies to see Talk to Me. Don Cheadle is the man. Wake-up Got Dammit! LOVE IT!!! Favorite line in the movie was when Dewey was telling Petey that they got the Johnny Carson Show and Petey's reply was "What its free pussy day today?.." I rolled.
Sunday I shoulda went to church, but instead I journeyed over to Ft. Bragg for the first time ever being on a military base. I didn't know that when you got to a military base it is worse than getting through an airport. I had to show all types of identification one of which being the registration of my car. It wasn't in its usual spot so Im trying to explain to the army man that my daddy taught me better, and I know that I should have those papers in my car, I just cant find them. He asked me what was I doing in Ft.Br.agg. I panic for no reason and with a careful arch of my back I begin to explain how I just travelled over an hour to get here, for a booksigning by Eri.c Jero.me Dick.ey. I didn't know it then but I know now that a pair of distractingly flyy double d's can breech the Uni.ted Sta.tes Arm.y security system. Those that know me understand that I have a love/hate relationship with my breasts. These girls came in handy cause I did not want to travel an 1½hrs without my books being signed. I went ahead to the booksigning where there were 100's of people waiting to get their Wal.king wi.th Ene.mies book signed. I was one of them. I thought we were going to be in a forum where he was also going to do a book reading. I enjoy those the most. However, we were in this Wal-Mart like facility where I was tempted to make some purchases that I didn't need. The lady that was standing ahead of me with her little girls told me that it was all tax free. (cue revelation music) Mr. Spoiler popped into my head reminding me of how much am I willing to spend to save $6.75. I resisted the urge to shop. Yay me! I spent my five minutes with the marketing genius who is EJD, and was on my way back home proud that I was out enjoying myself with myself.
Lets start out with whack azz Friday night. I got dolled up, super fine to go to this radio station free party for Steve Harvey that was in town this past weekend. It was at the Empire Room, which I realize is a pretty nice place if more people were there. I met nobody. I went early, stayed for about an hour, realized that I forgot my phone. Since Im literally down the street from my home I went back to retrieve it. By the time I got back and found a parking space 6 blocks from the venue the damn thing was over. The chick admiring my shoes was like, "yeah boo boo, (boo boo, WTF?) its over. The after party is tomorrow night at the Renaissance." I think she worked for the radio station. I'm looking at my watch its before 11pm. BOO.
Saturday morning I heard that Steve's bodyguard, Big Boom, wrote a book and is going to do a book signing over at the mall. In the true essence of Circle of Sisters Bookclub, I support all new authors so I got casually fine and went to the mall with the purpose of getting books. I will not walk past the Nine West store or Bakers, to the bookstore only!!!!
I was surprised to see that the title of Boom's book is "If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs" Very appropriate especially with love hangover experience. I was excited about my purchase of Boom's book and while I was waiting for him to arrive I was reading through the book. When they walked up and saw me reading Boom asked me if I liked what I was reading and of course, I was diggin' it.
But then Chad started talking. I looked up and this fine essence of a black man, but my eyes were primarily on this throat (pronounced: THOAT) I was going to offer him a cough drop or a peppermint because I thought maybe he was straining and in some kind of pain. Then I realized who he was, so I said "you're Tommy's intern!!" He said, "former intern." Whatever. I liked him. I needed to call my sister because no one would ever believe me when I said I heard the ultimate baritone voice. He talked to my sister and even she was asking me if that was real and to stop playing on her phone.
Boom signed my books and we chatted for a minute. He's soon to be my favorite author. I was happy. Oh, and by the way, Boom and Chad were clean as hale!!!! so I had to take some pictures.
Later that afternoon I went to the movies to see Talk to Me. Don Cheadle is the man. Wake-up Got Dammit! LOVE IT!!! Favorite line in the movie was when Dewey was telling Petey that they got the Johnny Carson Show and Petey's reply was "What its free pussy day today?.." I rolled.
Sunday I shoulda went to church, but instead I journeyed over to Ft. Bragg for the first time ever being on a military base. I didn't know that when you got to a military base it is worse than getting through an airport. I had to show all types of identification one of which being the registration of my car. It wasn't in its usual spot so Im trying to explain to the army man that my daddy taught me better, and I know that I should have those papers in my car, I just cant find them. He asked me what was I doing in Ft.Br.agg. I panic for no reason and with a careful arch of my back I begin to explain how I just travelled over an hour to get here, for a booksigning by Eri.c Jero.me Dick.ey. I didn't know it then but I know now that a pair of distractingly flyy double d's can breech the Uni.ted Sta.tes Arm.y security system. Those that know me understand that I have a love/hate relationship with my breasts. These girls came in handy cause I did not want to travel an 1½hrs without my books being signed. I went ahead to the booksigning where there were 100's of people waiting to get their Wal.king wi.th Ene.mies book signed. I was one of them. I thought we were going to be in a forum where he was also going to do a book reading. I enjoy those the most. However, we were in this Wal-Mart like facility where I was tempted to make some purchases that I didn't need. The lady that was standing ahead of me with her little girls told me that it was all tax free. (cue revelation music) Mr. Spoiler popped into my head reminding me of how much am I willing to spend to save $6.75. I resisted the urge to shop. Yay me! I spent my five minutes with the marketing genius who is EJD, and was on my way back home proud that I was out enjoying myself with myself.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
If there is a cure for this, I don't want it...
Shoes, Shoes, Glooorious Shoes...
I recently had a conversation with a good friend of mine; we analyzed that I am not in a good place right now. Well, Im in the place where Ive been planted, but I have not started to grow. If that makes any sense.
So, what has been the cure for a love hangover??? SHOPPING. Shopping and getting shoes specifically. Its the only outlet that keeps my mind off of the events that are occuring. Im not shopping out of budget; bills are still getting paid, and money is still going into savings, so I have learned from my past by not getting into more debt. If you remember my 101 Things about Me #53 was that I have 117 pairs of shoes. Since then..that number has increased. Pictured above are the shoes that I have purchased in the last two months. Distractingly Flyy??? Yeah, I know. It's a problem nonetheless. Well, its a problem if I make it. If you notice, there are two pairs of shoes that EXACTLY THE SAME!!! just two different colors. Who, besides Oprah, does that???
This is my favorite shoe website: ENDLESS SHOES & HANDBAGS THESE SHOES ARE SICK!
Needless to say, I have put myself on punishment. I have to stay in the house for the next few weeks unless Im MAKING MONEY, or going out on someone elses expense.
Monday, August 06, 2007
So You Noticed...
The new look, new name...kinda a little transformation. The name will probably change again. Im not sure. The reason for the name change is because I was noticing that any title that begins with "Confessions of..." was admitting to some type of whoredome. Sheletha's Spot is kinda lame an unoriginal but it was the first thing I thought of at the time.
I changed the layout when I was playing in the settings, I didn't know what I was doing until after I was done. I like it.
Sorry I haven't posted anything lately. I really haven't had much to say recently. Life is just life right now, and I'm trying to regain some peace. I have a love hangover going on and I dont typically share such intimate details until 3 years after I have gotten over it, so don't look for that anytime soon. Just pray my strength, please. I need it.
I changed the layout when I was playing in the settings, I didn't know what I was doing until after I was done. I like it.
Sorry I haven't posted anything lately. I really haven't had much to say recently. Life is just life right now, and I'm trying to regain some peace. I have a love hangover going on and I dont typically share such intimate details until 3 years after I have gotten over it, so don't look for that anytime soon. Just pray my strength, please. I need it.
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