A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring
20 comments:
ROFL. SMH. I automatically thought #3.
Yes #3!!!! If that's the case a little dishwashing liquid shoulda slipped that baby right off!!!
Too funny!!!
Oh boy, being able to fit it through your wedding ring is BY FAR the worse part about it... either way, he wasn't going to have a wife or a girlfriend much longer. Not rocking a twizzler for a pleasure stick. Funny how things work out like that.
Oh, #3 for sure, lol!
i wanna know how a man who can fit his wedding band on his penis has a wife AND girlfriend! this really IS a joke! LOL!
Capcity, even though not so well hung, dude may have a dexterous and adroit tongue!
It's unanimous! #3 is by far the biggest (smallest) tragedy for them both!
LMAO...Ya'll silly as HALE!
And yup, I concur...#3...so, so sad!LOL
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Jesus take me now!!!!!!
1, 2, and 3, just bad-bad-bad.
"LITTLE" Joke is pretty much accurate! LMBAO!
@ anonNupe - ain't that good a tongue in the world...PUHLEEEZE!
Cap, I hear that!
Wow! Classic! You should get this one on stage! I know the female audience members would love it. (I'm standup comedienne.) There are very few of us around. We could use more chick comediennes. Think about it! Food for thought!
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OH SNAP!!!!!!! That is funny as all get out!
How do you have a wife AND a girlfriend and your penis fits through your wedding RING? WTH?!?!?!
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Lol! Now that's funny!!
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